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What's the most angry computer part?

The keyboard. Everybody is pushing its buttons.

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1. Yo mama so ugly

Even blind people reject her

2. What's the difference between homework and class?

I at least pretend to be happy in class.

3. Yo mama so old

She pre-ordered the bible

4. yo mama so fat she memorizes phone numbers by stepping on a scale

5. yo mama so old genghis khan still owes her child support

6. Yo mama so scary

she makes people evacuate *into* hurricanes.

7. A boss man has to pick from 3 ladies currently working for him as his new assistant. He leaves $500 in each of their desks and waits. Of course 1 spent it, 1 didn’t touch it and 1 invested it returning $1000. Which one got the job?

The one with biggest tits!

8. Yo mama so old...

her first car was *the* first car.

9. What is Jerry Sandusky's favorite penalty?

Illegal touching

10. What does the 'y' in womyn stand for?

Always be yappin'

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